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== Lyrics ==

 you must think i'm joking
 about the squirrels who ate beethoven
 with their claws like forks
 teeth like knives
 you must think i've lost my mind
 oh no sir, they just dove in
 me and evelyn know that the squirrels ate beethoven
 
 the squirrels didn't know he was a composer
 they just need a way to sharpen their molars
 you should see what they did to poor chopin
 i'm telling you they ate beethoven
 
 minimalists it funny
 neoclassicists are appalled
 the squirrels find him yummy
 and so they ate him all
 oh yes sir, we know they did
 me and evelyn know that the squirrels ate beethoven
 
 (talking)
 
 poor beethoven at the pianer
 never imagined he'd be eaten for dinner
 you should see what they did to poor ravel
 now he's just a pile of gravel
 
 john adams thinks i'm crazy
 tandun does too
 but my daughter she believes me
 because i speak the truth
 oh yes sir, i know they did
 me and evelyn know that the squirrels ate beethoven
 me and evelyn know that the squirrels ate beethoven



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