The massive signal of tremendous freedom

original

I don't like the big telephones (the big telephones are not pleasing to me)
they're dirty (I am dirties)
and torn, and broken

do you want to give me your vast 
telephone number
we'll talk about the gigantic potato
explain the sizable butterfly to me

I find it difficult
to breath
my head is spinning
I'm dizzy
the feminine nerve is exposed

don't dangle
the receiver
I'd like some small soft thing
in huge sweet leather

I would like to
reverse the charges
you're mistaken
the line is fallen

I feel breathing
hardship
I have the vertigos
I'm dizzy
in the tiny zone of colossal telephones (of telephones that blot out the sun) 

I prove the difficulty  
of respiration
the titanic 
telephone booth
I swoon when I see it (I go in ecstasies when I see it) 

hello! operator, no one responds
hello! I'll redial (I remake the monumental number)
hello! the telephone without tradition (the telephone without elephantine wires)
hello! the dial tone (massive signal of tremendous freedom / availability)
no one is ready for the big telephone 

MORRISSEY LYRICS

(2x instr)

I hate big telephones, they're torn, broken,
dirty, let's talk big potatoes, huge butterflies,
won't you give me
your vast number
your massive number

(2x instr)

operator, no one responds
redial the monumental number, the telephone
has no tradition, the massive signal of
tremendous freedom
oh the massive signal of

I can breathe
my head is spinning, oh no!
vertigo! the girly nerve
is showing
the girly nerve
is showing

(2x instr) 

hang the receiver
gimme sweet little leather things
i'm gonna reverse the charges
you're so right, the line has fallen
the line has fallen

i can breathe
i'm dizzy, oh no!
vertigo! this tiny zone
of telephones
beware, oh!
they blot out the sun

i can breathe
the titanic 
telephone booth
I'm in ecstasy
whenever i see
oh I'm in ecstasy
whenever i see

get ready for the big telephone
the massive signal of tremendous freedom