Taft (he was the largest)

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Lyrics

taft he lived the largest
taft his belt stretched the farthest
taft isn't he marvelous
taft

Kennedy was young
the oldest was reagan
madison was small
and lincoln taller than them all

taft isn't he marvelous
taft he lives the largest
whoo!

Kennedy was young
the oldest was reagan
washington was first
and james buchanan was voted worst

taft he lives the largest
taft isn't he marvelous

teddy roosevelt dug the Panama canal
but his mustache was described as
penultimate
the ultimate the ultimate was

taft isn't he marvelous
taft he lives the largest
taft he lives the largest
whoo!