Pregnant Cheerleader

I thought it might be interesting to have a song with the chorus:

P-R-E-G
N-A-N-T
C-H-E-E
R Leader!

Several years ago I wrote down something Emily said, which was, "She got pregnant by a football player." I thought that could be part of a song.

I don't know if I have the fortitude to write this myself, but I'd like to see it done. I could see the song as being kind of sympathetic but good-natured. Of course, you could probably do a pretty sleazy version, too. Awesome?

Gabemcelwain 08:59, 28 December 2007 (PST)

Okay, thought of some sing-songy ideas for this non-song in the shower this morning. I'm starting to think the chant above might be more of a bridge than a chorus. Totally random ideas for "hollaback girl"-eqsue chanty bits:

red checker
white checker
mint choc'late chip

oh no! does it show?
ev'ry body's gonna know
she's growing up for two now so
double double ice cream scoop
double double cone
double double pom pom
party in the end zone!

how you gonna toe touch
how you gonna cartwheel
how you gonna do the splits?